How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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