so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i love accidental penises.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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