I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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