I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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