I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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