He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Slut skills are useful in every country.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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