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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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