It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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