new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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