I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I will be naked everywhere
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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