i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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