i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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