Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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