? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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