Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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