i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
