If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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