fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
