Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you would pick up someone in the library
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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