Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
