why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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