Im at strip club and am horny
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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