This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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