Please, let me fuck your mom
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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