We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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