I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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