if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It's blow job season.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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