i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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