Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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