dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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