dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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