Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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