so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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