glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
You made out with two different species that night
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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