Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
The uberlube is also flammable
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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