garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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