After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He's on the porch naked. Help.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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