i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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