I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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