Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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