we have officially lost it.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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