I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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