the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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