just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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