I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
is it fun? or sober?
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