FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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