Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
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I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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