I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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