Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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