I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
drinking out of a sandbucket again
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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