Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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