why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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