I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
