i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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